Hazards of Mazatlan
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Yes, the greatest danger of the beaches of Mazatlan stands
before you. Appealing to most women, he makes husbands shudder.
There is nowhere on the beach that is safe. You could be
relaxing under a palapa, only to be suddenly and viciously
attacked with the phrase, "Would you like to buy a hat?" or
"Let's make a deal!" The only danger that is more extreme is
not found on the beaches, but on the streets. It is called, the
Timeshare Salesman. You have been warned.